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"Baby I just wanna be together forever with you". Said every guy before sex time. And girls buy that shit, because we are in 1589.
"Could I get some lesbian cuisine?" "Sir, you must have misread. We serve Lebanese cuisine." "Oh...😓" "Need a few minutes?" "Yeah...😢"
"Him: You're ugly. Her: And you're drunk. Him: Yes, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you won't change."
"I fall in love the way you fall asleep. Slowly and then all at once."
"malaika" is angels in arabic, "malaia" is prostitues in an accent in my country. i accidentally introduced my mother and aunts as prostitutes once.
#4500 This is a ticket to my bio. I had to do it, someday. This is THAT day! Say something nice, cute, funny, rude, depressing but relevant to the love we share with each other. Don't be stingy with words. I'm waiting for you BBs! 💟💟💟💟💟
#BakitList Why are you guys cannot be contented with only one? 😒😒😒
*Man killed his wife.. Nd hide her dead body in an old house 10km away.* Man: thank god i hide it. Otherwise my son will be sad. *after returning home*. Son: "dady y is mommy sitting on ur shoulder?" .. 😂😂😂😂
*acts innocent but is thinking about riding tf outta you*
*any Dogs look at me* me: I will die for u! *__*
*keeps condoms in my wallet so that people think that I get laid*
*posts about leaving wakie just to hog on more attention* 😐
*prays that my sarcasm is well received when texting a new person*
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...☯☮📣📣📣😒Whenever a terror attack happens somewhere in the world, people are shocked, trying to make that country more secure and safe.... What about Syria? Country is destroyed, people are massacred... Why no one cares?!!!! 👎Why it can't be stopped?!!!!🚫☠☮☯
0 likes - beautiful 3 likes - hot 5 likes - pretty 8 likes - cute 10 likes - ok 20 likes - ugly
07/15 - 06/17 "If I'm bored I'll come back. But I realise I won't, I'm fixing my life & I already have found what I'm looking for, outside of wakie"
10 likes and i will change my dp to a naked one
10 likes i will smash a beer bottle on my head
11 minutes make conversation with japanese guy.. he is so friendly 😇
14 Hours. 57 Chapters. I'm WonderWoman. I have special powers. I can do this. I'm genius bitch 😂
222 faves . Cool no. Pretty hard to get . Howbou dah
3AM or 3PM, i do not care, i will be there when you need me.
3am thoughts: I FUCKING SPEND 300PESOS WORTH OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKS TONIGHT AND I DIDNT GET DRUNK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭