BREAKING NEWS THE PITY TRAIN HAS JUST DERAILED AT THE INTERSECTION OF SUCK IT UP & MOVE ON AND CRASHED INTO WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS BEFORE COMING TO A COMPLETE STOP AT GET THE HELL OVER IT ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT HOW WE OPERATE CAN BE FORWARDED TO 1-800-WAA-WAAA THIS IS DR SNIFFLE REPORTING LIVE FROM QUITCHUR BITCHIN'
Balls should be of equal size, if not ,go to plastic surgeon.
Ban me, i am going to post a sexual topic
Be careful with your words darling because they can hurt more than any knife.
Before you slide in my dms. I'm a guy. Thank you
Being auditor I love to get access to secret info and agreements ... especially the personnel files of female staff ... lmfao ....
Better to have 1 solid friend than 298 fake ones. Don't believe me? Look at my faves
Bike rides, rain and song sung by me (blink eye emoji) ...trust me *rare but an awesome combo* __.
Bored af -_- is there any handsome guy to entertain me? 😂😂😝😝
Boy: hi.. Girl: i have boyfriend. Boy: no problem i will accept him too.. Girl: *blocked*
Boys are unbelievable how would you propose to a girl you just know her from such an application???? I don't get it. it could be a fake account!! it could be anything! They're just stupid
Breaking Bad lovers? There is no such a great serie like that :(
British empire in Asia be like "We want Friendship wit u"
Then we steal all your spices and culturally appropriate your peninsula and go all 'its just a prank bro" 120 years later.
Btw let me tell you i am a fat black girl with a beautiful heart. Propose me if you want to.
But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
Can I sell online? Who wanna support me? 😝😝😝 sponser now 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
Can all my wakie crushes open their topic history please? Thanks.
Can someone help me get up and take a shower. Help will be appreciated.
Can someone put that Trouble Shooter guy back on wakie
Can we have a wakie slumber party tonight? I don't wanna sleep
Can you go to sleep, set a wakie alarm, and let me wake you? I'd like to pay it forward
Cancer is not funny. Next time someone comments on my post joking about cancer, I'll block them on sight. Fucking ridiculous.
Champion's league is on. All my friends are football freaks. And i have no idea what's going on. :)
Cherry blossoms teach us, how sometimes, the most unfiltered beauty lies in falling. <3