- I thought i was the lamest woman around but then i see her and I feel so much better about myself. Always love yourselves💕
- I tried to break rules and get banned in my troll account. It didn't work. Y'all just like to complain
- I visit my favourite bakery after 4 years, making a 70 minute drive, and they are out of brownies. Fml.
- I wanna confess to him but i know how it will end up- me on the friendzone/flirt zone 😐😕😢😭 smh. Fml. So I'll just let this feeling die 😐🔫
- I wanna see wakie on fire. See everyone complaining and getting banned. Angry people saying shit everywhere is funny af 😂
- I want to give a shootout to the three-four women who like my every post. Thank you for liking - without you all I'd look like a weirdo!
- I want to go back to school. I miss being in a university setting surrounded by academia and intellectuals. I miss philosophical class discussions and dissecting topics in depth. I miss writing papers and having them scrutinized by my professors. I miss spending nearly all day at the library cramming for exams with study groups and filling whiteboards with seemingly useless jargon. I miss all of it.